Quote of the day

"The only person you should try to be better than, is the person you were yesterday."

 

So good list of quotes here

 

[h=3]Murphy's Law[/h]If something can go wrong, it will.

 

Who the hell thought "erectus" was a good species name for our ancestors?

 

"Over Kill is Under Rated"
"Sex is only Dirty If you do it Right"
"Beer" making Guys look good sense 2050 BC"

 

“Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”
- Benjamin Franklin

“Please raise both arms, and walk slowly through the full-body scanner.”
- Random TSA Agent

 

"Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?" - Commander Shepard

 

I know this Word from my Friend

[FONT=open_sansregular]"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Einstein [/FONT]​

 

“I no longer have patience for certain things, not because I’ve become arrogant, but simply because I reached a point in my life where I do not want to waste more time with what displeases me or hurts me. I have no patience for cynicism, excessive criticism and demands of any nature. I lost the will to please those who do not like me, to love those who do not love me and to smile at those who do not want to smile at me. I no longer spend a single minute on those who lie or want to manipulate. I decided not to coexist anymore with pretense, hypocrisy, dishonesty and cheap praise. I do not tolerate selective erudition nor academic arrogance. I do not adjust either to popular gossiping. I hate conflict and comparisons. I believe in a world of opposites and that’s why I avoid people with rigid and inflexible personalities. In friendship I dislike the lack of loyalty and betrayal. I do not get along with those who do not know how to give a compliment or a word of encouragement. Exaggerations bore me and I have difficulty accepting those who do not like animals. And on top of everything I have no patience for anyone who does not deserve my patience.”
― Meryl Streep

 

Maria Bamford

“Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God’s sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.”

 

“Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket.”

-Eric Hoffer

 

"Begin with the end in mind." -- Stephen Covey

 

"Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way."
-Charles Bukowski

one of my favorite quotes of all time!

 

Man who wants beautiful nurse must be patient lol

 

Woman who fly plane upside-down have crack up.